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I have found my new favorite description of an El Camino...


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F***!!!

Sports story for the ages:
-Great goaltending forces sudden death overtime, check
-Questionable penalty leads to a very long penalty, check
-The long power play results in great plays but no goals, check
-Young player playing in his first playoff game, check
-Since the players who played the during the lomg penalty were tired, the young guy takes the ice, check
-It just happens to be his birthday as well, check
-The team who was down a player doesn't get a chance to do a line change, check
-Mr. Birthday Boy (a defender) happens to get the puck and shoots it towards the net, check
-The puck hits a stick of a player on the opposing team, check
-That causes its trajectory to alter just a bit and go to the goalie's five hole, check
-Puck goes in, crowd goes wild, check

The problem? The birthday boy was playing for the San Jose Sharks against the Detroit Red Wings, the team I'm rooting for. Sharks lead the best of seven series 1-0 now. Game 2 Sunday at 3. Sports can be more dramatic than soap operas sometimes...

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Best lyrics ever

I have no ideas why ICP has such a bad reputation when they come up with such gems as:
"I'm packing some snack cakes, bitch! Let me in!"
From the aptly named "Fat sweaty Betty"

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Ugh

I don't mind staying till 9 PM if there's a major building problem but staying till 9 PM working on process diagrams, Org charts and PowerPoint presentations, that's just low. Still wouldn't have been too bad if I didn't spend most of the day in accounting training. Some people can present and keep you interested, this guy could not, get to do it all over again tomorrow as well.

(Just venting here cause a number of people from work, including my boss, are friends on Facebook.)

Gotta go home now, sure my cat is getting worried...

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Between me shutting off my alarm this morning and me actuallly getting out of bed, I had this dream:

I was walking down a High Street that clearly wasn't High Street but rather the entrance to nearby Cedar Point, which, although its been several years since I've been there, I was certain that it is in Sandusky, Ohio and not Toledo, Ohio as mt dream clearly seemed to be in (the aforementioned High Street not withstanding). I was walking along with a group of my distant relatives and my dad's cousin Billy (always call him Uncle Billy) was leading the way. I started to realize that even though we were still outside the park, they had some game and refreshment booths setup along the sidewalk. As we were walking I checked out the booths, there was a water-gun horse race booth, a cotton candy booth and then a genera, prize booth at which time I realized that all the people manning these booths were extremely attractive girls wearing skimpy white lacy uniforms with white stockings, naturaly I was interested and stopped at the general prize booth to check out the girl there, this was one of those places that you would exchange your prize tickets for cheap crap at an arcade, what it was doing standing by itself I didn't know and didn't care. My Uncle Billy callec back to me and told me not to fall behind, I broke away from the hottie at the booth to find myself behind a group of three Hasidic Jewish gentleman who were debating the Zohar. Despite not seeing my family, I started to take a great interest in there discussion and they didn't seem to mind me stalking them. As we crossed High Street in front of Cedar Point it became Easton, we turned left in front of Easton Station and walked between the Station and the East parking garage, as I listened to my new Jewish friends debate I remembered that I just walked by extreme hotties and why the hell am I following three Hasidic Jewish guys? As I pondored this Beck's "Mixed Buziness" began playing on tne Muzak system. At first no one besides me noticed but soon the conversation turned to the exact lyrics of the song which turned into the four of us singing the song together. "I'm mixing business with leather, Christmas with Heather, freaks flock together, with all the big boys scream, All right now, all right, Turn it up now, turn it up now, all right, all right, turn it up now, ooh-ooh-ohh...". I remember thinking that their "ohh-ohh-ohh" was remarkibly spot and then the absurdity of the situation dawned upon me and I awoke to find myself running twenty-two minutes late in my morning routine.

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As logic stands you couldn't meet a man
Who's from the future
But logic broke as he appeared he spoke
About the future

We're not gonna make it
He explained how the end will come
You and me were never meant to be
Part of the future

All we have is now
All we've ever had was now
All we have is now
All we'll ever have is now

I noticed that he had a watch and hat
That looked familiar
He was me from a dimension torn free
Of the future

We're not gonna make it
He explained how the end will come
You and me were never meant to be
Part of the future

All we have is now
All we've ever had was now
All we have is now
All we'll ever have is now

All we have is now

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Come frickin' on

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101030/ap_on_bi_ge/us_ohio_election_mcdonald_s

Every frickin' time its an "isolated incident" someone apologizes and that's the end of it, only to be repeated again next election cycle.

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Olive oil allergy

http://www.livestrong.com/article/286095-olive-oil-allergy-symptoms/

I've been getting a lot of weird looks from nurses and doctors lately as they read my chart as I've been dealing with my foot issue. There isn't a lot online about it but there's enough to show that it's a real allergy, just very uncommon. Just venting I guess...

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